Never Gonna Dig You Up Soap

(An earthy throwback inspired by Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”)

You’ve just been Rickrolled… by nature.
Never Gonna Dig You Up hits all the right notes with its down-to-earth blend of fresh-cut grass and wet soil, giving you that just-stepped-outside feeling in every lather. A sprinkle of jojoba beads in the bar adds a subtle texture, keeping things smooth while you groove.

It’s green, it’s clean, and it’s got that unmistakable 80s wink — because this bar’s never gonna let you down, never gonna run around, and definitely never gonna dig you up.

🎶 Liner Notes:
🌿 Fresh-Cut Grass
🌧️ Wet Soil
🟢 Jojoba Beads

Vibe: Earthy. Playful. Totally unexpected.
▶️ Press Play. Lather Up. Repeat.

Weight: Approx 5 oz. Please note that all soaps are hand cut so actual weight may vary slightly.

To Use: Keep your soaps in a dry, ventilated area when not in use. By creating an ideal environment, your soaps will last far longer. If you think the actual soap is too big to palm, just cut it in half and use it for two bathrooms!