Never Gonna Dig You Up Soap

(An earthy remix inspired by “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley)

🎶 Liner Notes: Fresh-Cut Grass • Wet Soil • Jojoba Beads

You’ve just been Rickrolled… by nature. Never Gonna Dig You Up hits all the right notes with its down-to-earth blend of fresh-cut grass and wet soil, giving you that just-stepped-outside feeling in every lather. A sprinkle of jojoba beads adds gentle texture for a grounded groove that never lets you down.

Vibe: Earthy • Playful • Totally Unexpected
Press Play. Lather Up. Repeat.

Weight: Approx. 5 oz. (hand cut, so each bar has its own unique “track length”)
To Use: Keep your bar in a dry, well-ventilated space between showers to extend its playtime. Want to share the love (or make it easier to hold)? Slice your bar in half and drop one in another bathroom — it’s like a double-album release for your sink and shower.